**“GET HARRY OUT!” – America Turns on Prince Harry After Catastrophic Colbert Interview**
New York / Montecito – 11 December 2025
What was supposed to be a light-hearted late-night plug for Harry’s new memoir paperback turned into a full-blown national humiliation in under 22 minutes.
Appearing on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Prince Harry was asked a simple question:
“Five years after leaving Britain, do you ever feel grateful to America for giving you and Meghan a new home?”
Harry leaned back, flashed his trademark smirk, and delivered the answer that instantly set the country on fire:
“Grateful? Let’s not rewrite history, Stephen. America needed us far more than we needed America. You got Netflix deals, podcast millions, and something to distract you from school shootings for five minutes. We brought you class, charity, and a touch of royalty. Your Constitution? Cute. Basically a 250-year-old Post-it note written by men who thought slavery was a good idea.”
The studio audience froze. Colbert’s nervous laugh died in his throat. Harry, apparently enjoying the silence, added:
“We ran an empire while your founders were still working out indoor toilets.”
The clip was online before the commercial break ended.
Within one hour:
– #DeportHarry shot to worldwide #1 with 3.4 million posts
– TikTok sound “250-year-old Post-it note” hit 68 million views
– A Change.org petition “Revoke Prince Harry’s Visa – He Insulted Our Nation” crossed 1.8 million signatures
By dawn, the backlash was physical.
Hundreds gathered outside the Ed Sullivan Theater chanting “Go Home, Haz!” and “No King, No Prince, USA!” In Montecito, a crowd of several thousand formed at the gates of the Sussex mansion waving signs:
– Real Americans Don’t Kneel
– Take Your Jam and Leave
– England Called – They Want Their Whiner Back
Fox News ran the same chyron for six straight hours: “Ungrateful Prince Mocks Constitution on National TV.” Even MSNBC’s Joy Reid, once a Sussex defender, said on air: “That wasn’t banter. That was contempt.”
Politicians pounced.
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene filed an emergency resolution demanding DHS “immediately review the immigration status of any foreign national who publicly disparages the United States Constitution.”
Senator Josh Hawley tweeted: “Prince Harry just told 330 million Americans our founding document is toilet paper. Delta has flights leaving LAX every hour.”
At 8:12 a.m., aerial footage showed three white removal vans parked inside the Montecito compound. Archewell spokespeople insisted it was “pre-planned holiday storage,” but neighbors reported hearing shouting from the night before.
Harry and Meghan have not been seen in public. Their Instagram and Archewell sites went dark at 4:03 a.m. Pacific Time.
A senior DHS official, speaking anonymously, told reporters: “We normally don’t comment on individual visa cases, but when a foreign national goes on national television and insults the founding principles of this country… questions will be asked.”
For the first time since they fled Britain, the Sussexes are facing a genuine, cross-partisan American revolt. One protester in Times Square summed it up:
“He wanted freedom from the Crown. Congratulations. Now we want freedom from him.”
As of 11:00 a.m. EST, the petition stands at 2.1 million and rising.
America has finally answered Harry’s question.
And the answer is a resounding: Get out.
